"DAVID MIERS is reported to be in the top 10 cage fighters in Gosford. He has some serious dish washing skills and thinks that Elizabeth Bennet is hot. Although he thinks that his wife Rowena is hotter. David works in youth ministry for a great church. Likes to: speak in third person, watch and play soccer, eat food and surf the web. He has never watched Star Wars."
"But far be it from me to boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, by which the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world. Galatians 6:14 (esv)"
Thursday, December 13, 2007 12:56:00 pm
Dave, is that article for real?
On hearing about the verdict, Genea Simmons, a spokesperson for the Redeemer Church Associates said, "I do feel bad for these pastors who can no longer use Mr. Keller's sermons. But we here at Redeemer believe this is all a part of God's sovereign plan. For 15 years now we have been telling everyone that God wills that every Christian in America move to New York City - if we reach New York City with the gospel, we have reached the world. This will force pastors and others who want to use Keller's material to come to New York City to hear it live. And by living in New York City, they are helping insure that the Great Commission is fulfilled." top
Thursday, December 13, 2007 1:27:00 pm
For 15 years now we have been telling everyone that God wills that every Christian in America move to New York City - if we reach New York City with the gospel, we have reached the world.
there's some truth in that...
imagine all of new york... or only half of new york were converted... wow! top
Thursday, December 13, 2007 1:46:00 pm
Michelle - if you look at the tags at the bottom of the post you can read:
"Technorati tags: Humor, satire, religion, Christianity"
Definitely not for real :) top
Thursday, December 13, 2007 1:50:00 pm
it took me a bit over half way b4 i realised... i was doing a quick read - so missed some key words that were more obvious early on....
very funny. top
Thursday, December 13, 2007 2:01:00 pm
Good times!
I liked Ed Stetzer's comment regarding this article:
I am SOOOOOO busted.
It's true... I confess. I actually quoted Keller on Sunday so your timing is great.
But, for the record, I also CITED him!
"I am accepted, therefore I obey." - Tim Keller
JPJ top
Thursday, December 13, 2007 7:18:00 pm
Ahh, thanks, I figured there must be some knid of 'in joke' that I was obviously out of! top